Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
A job AND a house?
Or just one or the other?
'Cos I don't think I could handle the excitement of both at once…
Not just a job AND a house! But also friends! A significant other! Contentment! Rapid and profitable promotions! A CAR THAT RUNS FOREVER WITHOUT NEEDING MORE GAS!
“get in the kitchen” jokes
barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns