Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT
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my school does this!
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
Anonymous said: Ur sexy can i see your pussy spread?;)
No but I can take a picture of me spreading cream cheese on a bagel
play by play on the erotic sensation I get from dousing a bae-glel in cream cheese:
first I feel the softness of bae-gle against my face
Then I get her nice and toasty
then I give her a little motivation and support
then I start sensually lathering bae-gle with cream cheese
then I look at my bae-gle before and tell her I appreciate her
and when I take a bite is when I realize..
THAT BAE-GLES ARE SO FUCKING DELICIOUS HOLY FUCK
HOLY SHIT BAE-GLES!@@#!@@MOTHER FUCKING BAE-GLSZ
and there was my very personal and erotic bae-gle consumption